……..You Might Be A Democrat….

If you care more about non-Americans than about your fellow American citizens……you might be a Democrat.

If you believe in due process and innocence until proven guilty except when a woman accuses a man…….you might be a Democrat.

If you believe in freedom of speech unless the speech hurts your tender feelings……you might be a Democrat.

If you believe in freedom of the press as long as the press doesn’t report on anything with which you disagree……you might be a Democrat.

If you think that it’s OK to kill a live aborted baby……..you might be a Democrat.

If you think that solar panels generate power in the dark and that windmills generate power in still air…….you might be a Democrat.

If you believe that government can do everything more efficiently and for less cost than the free market……you might be a Democrat.

If you think that you aren’t responsible for your own life choices and your resulting life and that instead the government should take care of you……you might be a Democrat.

If you think that it’s OK for Judges to make legislative decisions that you like because you are unable to get laws that you prefer successfully passed……you might be a Democrat.

If you vote based upon sensitive feelings and hope rather than reason, logic, science and reality……..you might be a Democrat.

If you don’t believe that many homeless people live in tents next to the highway by their own choice…….you might be a Democrat.

If you want to everyone else to take care of you like your Mommy and Daddy took care of you.….you might be a Democrat.

If you want to force people where to live, what to buy, what to eat, what to drive, what to watch and what to read……you might be a Democrat.

If you believe that government knows how to spend your money better than you know how to spend your money……you might be a Democrat.

If you think that centralized government planning could result in a superior cornucopia of products, flavors and choices that you can find in an ordinary grocery store……you might be a Democrat.

If you believe that business exists to be taxed to pay for government……you might be a Democrat.

If you think that equal opportunity means equal results….you might be a Democrat.

If you believe that profit is evil……you might be a Democrat.

If you think that Greenpeace cares about humans……you might be a Democrat.

If you think that anyone who worships anything other than Government is a superstitious fool…….you might be a Democrat.

If you believe that the Constitution is the fundamental law of America except for the parts that you don’t like…..you might be a Democrat.

If you don’t think that a Poodle, a Holstein Cow, a Beefsteak Tomato or a Rhode Island Red Chicken is a GMO…..you might be a Democrat.

If you believe that a person’s success is not due to their own initiative, hard work, perseverance and a little bit of luck……you might be a Democrat.

If you think that Teachers Unions care more about children than about their paychecks and pensions……you might be a Democrat.

If you vote for whoever your labor union tells you to vote for…..you might be a Democrat.

If you think that bribing a politician with campaign contributions in exchange for obscene above-market wages and a gold-plated pension is OK…….you might be a Democrat.

If you think that the Constitutional guarantee of the right to pursue happiness means that the Government guarantees and owes you happiness……you might be a Democrat.

If you are ashamed to be an American……you might be a Democrat.